She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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