I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
