He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I lost the right to judge tonight
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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