doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Come on in and take your pants off
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