There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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