Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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