Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I believe in your delicious
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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