Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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