Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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