lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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