ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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