What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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