You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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