You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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