Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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