She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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