I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
