theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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