I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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