Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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