Jerry, you need to find god
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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