They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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