I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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