some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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