she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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