you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We don't watch enough power rangers
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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