is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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