Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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