: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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