Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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