Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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