just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
COCAINE IS GR8
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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