living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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