no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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