I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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