go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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