You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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