i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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