why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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