Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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