I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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