But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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