who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Randomize
