Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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