At least make sure they are 18
Why
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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