quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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