Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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