once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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