I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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