You can't motorboat a personality
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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