one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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