All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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